Last night

We were visiting somewhere that had a really big mall. Mom and my sister Gillian were with us and we were doing some shopping, but also visiting some family. Weird. Anyway, I was feeding the baby, so Mom and Gillian offered to take Mads for me. That was great, so I finished feeding and then went off to do some shopping. I saw them about an hour later, and they DIDN'T have Mads. I asked where she was, and they responded non-chalantly with "I don't know". That made me mad!! I started searching the mall, demanding that they show me where they took her. We were going up the escalator to the food court. We walked through the doors and there she was on a bench, talking to some strange old man. I woke up feeling so distraught. What if I had been 10 minutes later? Would he have taken her? Why on earth did they not care?
Needless to say, it will be a while before I go to the mall with them and let them take her from me...

Christmas Eve

T'was the night before Christmas... I was sleeping really well until I had one of the most disturbing dreams ever. Not only did it affect my sleep, I really tried hard not to let it affect my mood. It wasn't that successful. So here it is: (for the sake of saying "the baby" a million times, we'll call the baby Taylor. It's a unisex name, so take it as you want.)
I had my little baby. I was at church and doing some RS things. When I came back to the baby seat, Taylor wasn't there. I looked over and an old lady in my ward was holding Taylor. That made me a little upset, because I don't really care for this older woman. Anyway, I picked up Taylor and started doing things again. Andrew came in and took the baby so that I could get things done. When I was finished, I went looking for Andrew to take Taylor back. I found him, but he didn't have the baby. I started to question him and he started doing magic tricks. What the?!?!? Anyway, he said "I learned a new magic trick and I made Taylor disappear". I responded with "well, that's great, but I would like to know where Taylor is now and have them back". Andrew then said "Let me show you the trick" and I was getting so mad. I stormed off and went to the chapel doors and walked in. Except that it wasn't the chapel, it was the temple. A temple worker asked to see my recommend and I burst into tears. I just wanted my baby back! I stormed out and found Andrew again. This time I was mad, so I demanded that he get me Taylor back right away. I was so upset that it woke me up. That and the need to pee! Anyway, when I woke up, I had to convince myself that it was just a dream, and that Andrew didn't really make Taylor disappear... Weirdness!

Jonas

Last night was just plain bizarre. So I was getting ready for the day, and I stopped by an office to pick up my sister which is weird for two things. 1 - she doesn't live here, 2 - she doesn't work in an office. Anyway, then the Jonas Brothers showed up and we hung out with them all day, really doing nothing, but waiting for someone. It was weird!

Random

So this post has a few dreams in it. I really should update it the next morning while it's all fresh in my mind, but it's still so embarrasing at that point that I don't bother.
Thursday night:
I had a dream that Jon Gosselin was releasing a book, and I remember hearing about Kate planning a trip with the kids to Alaska to go hunting with Sarah Palin, oh my goodness. So I don't know how it happened, but I was in the same room as Kate, and I was totally mocking her right to her face. "Oh Kate, you poor thing. I can't believe that no-one supports you as a working single mom. You have it so rough." Of course, you need to use your sarcastic voice when you read that... That was the end of the dream. Weird!
This morning during my nap:
I had two random dreams this morning. The first one was that I was at an old co-workers house, which is funny, because we never really got along. Anyway, it was Christmas time and they were getting ready for a party. So we were sitting there visiting, and people started coming in. The weird thing is that the people coming in were from the church, like T. Lamarche and her kids, and then a few other members that I'm pretty sure this girl doesn't know.
The other random dream was that I was at a lake and all the Darby's were there, and then some other people. But the lake had a curtain and you couldn't go past it. And then we were at a big house and celebrating something, but it was so weird.
And these weird dreams all happened without taking anything... Imagine if I did...

Oh My...

We were sitting around, waiting to go to a wedding that nobody really wanted to happen. This girl came out and said that if we allowed this wedding to go through, then we would all be inactive by the end of the year. We kind of scoffed at her, and then went in. The weird thing was that we were all supposed to be in the temple, but there were children there and there was a lady there wearing a dress that was sleeveless. Anyway, I sat down with my sister, and I saw a girl that was from my ward growing up that was also getting married to a movie star, well a BYU movie star. So I was sitting there and then decided that I didn't want to go inactive, so I got up and left. The funny thing was that the dream kind of fast forwarded and within a year, everyone who had been at that wedding went inactive. So much so that my best friend in Texas was becoming a murderer, and her husband was becoming a cannibal.
I dont' know why these are so crazy, but it was so bizarre...
I wonder what will happen tonight...

Sorry for the delay...

So I haven't been on in a while because my internet hasn't been hooked up. And my dreams haven't really been that crazy, but that could be because I haven't been sleeping well. Except for last night. There were quite a few.
#1. I was teaching sunday school with our old class, but I was in a boat and they were in the water. Then as soon as they would get close, I would take off. One time I took off, I almost tipped the boat. It was bizarre.
#2. I was sitting around talking about sunday school and there were people from our ward in texas there. I asked one how she loved being a grandma, and it turns out her grandson had a lot of health complications and it didn't look like he was going to make it. So sad. But the wierd thing is that she wasn't really sad, she was more indifferent about it. Which if you actually knew this lady, she is never indifferent about anything.
#3. We have a van that has stow and go seating, but this was different. If you opened up the storage bin, it led to a complete house down in the ground. I went down there to pack to get ready for our vacation only to find out that Andrew had done most of it. Then my parents were coming down the stairs and I had to hide all of Mads' school work.
Needless to say it was a good night for rest, but a crazy night for dreams. It's funny how I can't seem to have one without the other...

what the?!?!?!

Last night I was attending a protest on the beach. when I looked at what we were protesting, I saw a sign saying that Osama was innocent. We were protesting the fact that Osama was right and we all had sympathy for him. Weirdness...
I'm trying to figure out why this would happen. I think because I was talking politics yesterday with someone, and last night we were watching all the protesters in Toronto. That is the only reason I can think of.

Last Night

Last night was a weird night. I was sleeping well, until about 4amish when we had sirens screaming by our house. After that, it was hit and miss. I came downstairs at 5am and had some chocolate milk. I debated going back upstairs to bed, but I didn't want to risk waking Mads. So, I grabbed my pillow and laid down on the couch. This is where it got interesting.
I was sitting at a desk, working on a talk for church (which I need to do) and I got a phone call from one of my girlfriends from junior high who is getting married this summer. She was telling me how her wedding was going to be ruined because her future sister in law, whom I also went to school with, was separating from her husband. Which is weird because they just got married last year. So my mom walked by and I was telling her about how this girl was getting divorced and my friends wedding was ruined. then I woke up...
See, crazy with a capital C!! At least today I wasn't woken up by a cat jumping on me...

Why...

I have the weirdest dreams and right now, they seem to be even crazier. So I've decided to blog them because they are just that weird...
I'm not going to publicly announce this blog because my friends might leave me if they knew these were my dreams!
Sweet dreams!